Summertime Sadness: Why Millennial Moms are Currently Hating Life

It must be the overbearing sun and the resurrection of the thong bathing suit that has everyone in the mood. My COVID15 still hasn’t melted into my iced frappe with extra whip and now I have to get into a thong to be hip and cool, yet also hot? Very confusing. Wasn’t Tik Tok enough? My bloated hand has been hovering over that F*CK IT button for years now and I will do it. Don’t…